0 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:11,500 {\move(10,10,190,230,100,400)\fad(0,1000)\fscx25\fscy25\t(0,6000,\fscx125\fscy125)\candH000000 1 00:00:12,501 --> 00:00:29,202 {\move(400,10,190,270,100,400)\fad(0,1000)\fscx25\fscy25\t(0,6000,\fscx125\fscy125)\candH000000f 1 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,730 Hello... 2 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,370 ...Tackleberry. 3 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:10,540 We're all gonna miss you around here. 4 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:14,300 The Police Academy's getting itself a real fine recruit. 5 00:02:16,340 --> 00:02:18,470 May I, uh... 6 00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:20,390 ...go now? 7 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:23,180 Affirmative, sir. 8 00:02:24,510 --> 00:02:26,220 Ten-four. 9 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:30,240 Yes, of course. Ten-four. 10 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,220 You guys. 11 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,110 Surprise. 12 00:03:55,730 --> 00:03:57,550 Lot's full, mister. 13 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:01,740 Look, don't give me that crap. 14 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:04,820 - You've got a space. - The lot's full, sir, really. 15 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:07,640 Find a spot, dickhead. 16 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:10,410 - Dickhead? - That's right. Where's the manager? 17 00:04:10,410 --> 00:04:11,750 Dickhead? 18 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:14,000 Park the car, butt breath. 19 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,710 - Butt breath? - Yeah. 20 00:04:17,170 --> 00:04:20,500 Wait a minute. Hold everything. That's a wig, isn't it? 21 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,880 - Ahem. Park the car. - Yeah, that's a wig. 22 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,870 Wig! Wig! Dong-dong-dong! 23 00:04:24,870 --> 00:04:28,530 - Wig alert! Wig alert! Dong-dong-dong! - Park the car, asshole. Shut up. 24 00:04:28,530 --> 00:04:30,670 Girls. It's a rug. 25 00:04:30,930 --> 00:04:33,490 What the hell's going on here? Hi, Lou. 26 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:36,810 - Lou? - This rude little punk won't park my car. 27 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,690 Mahoney, park this car. 28 00:04:38,690 --> 00:04:40,190 If you can find a spot... 29 00:04:40,190 --> 00:04:43,530 Do it now or you're fired. You understand? Fired. 30 00:04:43,530 --> 00:04:46,990 Fired? That's not fair, the guy has a bad attitude. 31 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:48,570 Do it, okay? 32 00:04:48,570 --> 00:04:53,370 I want you to apologize to this man, then park his car. 33 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,630 Yes, sir. 34 00:04:58,290 --> 00:05:00,710 - I'm sorry. - Get out of here. 35 00:05:00,710 --> 00:05:02,800 And clean the ashtray while you're at it. 36 00:05:08,930 --> 00:05:12,890 Yeah, I'm sorry, Lou. You just can't get good help these days. 37 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,730 ...respect for anything. They don't respect customers. 38 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:19,770 They don't respect property. They don't respect respect. 39 00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:24,070 Holy shit. Jesus. 40 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:33,240 It fits. Damn thing fits. 41 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:37,520 I thought there were no more spaces. Am I an idiot or what? 42 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:44,550 Hi, fellas. 43 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,970 Hey, guys, just... 44 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,550 Hey, hey! 45 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,460 Guys, I don't think l'm supposed to get the photos wet. 46 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,590 You're going to pay for this. Mark my words. 47 00:06:28,590 --> 00:06:32,500 And you want to know why? Huh? 48 00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:39,810 I'll let you know why. It's no secret. Everybody knows. 49 00:06:39,810 --> 00:06:42,310 I'm joining the police force. Ha, ha! 50 00:06:42,310 --> 00:06:44,650 What do you think of that, huh? Huh? 51 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:46,270 Now who's in charge? 52 00:06:53,570 --> 00:06:55,990 Hey, sarge, it's him again. 53 00:06:55,990 --> 00:06:58,620 I'll call Captain Reed. Sit over there, Mahoney. 54 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:00,710 All right, let's go. 55 00:07:05,210 --> 00:07:08,030 Sit. And stay there. 56 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:22,220 - What are you in for? - I'll show you. 57 00:07:26,570 --> 00:07:28,690 Goddamn it! Stop that! 58 00:07:28,690 --> 00:07:30,320 Oh, no, sir. No, not you. 59 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,510 That's terrific. Really. 60 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:36,530 - What's your name? - Jones. Larvell Jones. 61 00:07:36,530 --> 00:07:39,120 Monsignor Larvell Jones. 62 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,270 M.D. 63 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:42,660 - Let's go, Mahoney. - See you around, monsignor. 64 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:45,640 Doctor monsignor. 65 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,720 Why can't you stay out of trouble? 66 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,550 I mean.... 67 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,730 What's wrong with you? Last week: disturbing the peace. 68 00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:08,570 Week before that: destroying private property. 69 00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:13,150 And I'm getting tired of saving your butt. 70 00:08:13,490 --> 00:08:16,880 I only do it because of your father. 71 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:20,700 - He was a good friend. - Yeah, I know. 72 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,410 Now, Mahoney, I've made a decision. 73 00:08:23,410 --> 00:08:25,960 I ain't gonna help you this time. 74 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:29,500 You're going to the county lockup. 75 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,050 - Lockup? - Mm-hm. 76 00:08:31,050 --> 00:08:35,180 Why? I didn't do anything really major. 77 00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:38,140 - Then I'll make a deal with you. - Anything. 78 00:08:38,140 --> 00:08:41,140 I want you to go to the Police Academy. 79 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:43,100 The Police Academy? 80 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:46,310 Even if you never graduate, the training will be good for you. 81 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:48,020 Wait a minute. 82 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:50,150 Wait a minute. Reed? 83 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:54,030 Listen, you've seen the commercials on TV. 84 00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:58,450 The Academy's taking all kinds these days. 85 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,950 Anybody can get in. 86 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:03,200 Even you. 87 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,540 No deal. That's nuts. 88 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:08,710 Well, it's either that or the lockup. 89 00:09:08,710 --> 00:09:12,300 - Police Academy or jail. - Will I get my own squad car? 90 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:16,130 You'll get 14 weeks of Academy training and discipline... 91 00:09:16,130 --> 00:09:19,390 - ...starting Monday morning. - Fourteen weeks. 92 00:09:19,390 --> 00:09:21,760 Oh, they can throw you out. 93 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,850 But you can't quit. You quit, and you're back in jail. 94 00:09:24,850 --> 00:09:27,440 That's the deal. 95 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,600 - Can I bring a friend? - Who? 96 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:32,450 Monsignor Larvell Jones, my personal physician. 97 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:35,180 You decide. 98 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:39,240 Honey, please don't go. I love you. I don't want to see you hurt. 99 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,660 I worry about you. You're so accident-prone. 100 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:44,290 And the Police Academy is such a dangerous place. 101 00:09:44,290 --> 00:09:47,870 - Honey, don't worry. I'll be okay. - Unh! 102 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:49,420 Everything'll be okay. 103 00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:51,960 You start that car and you're a dead man, buster. 104 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,500 Honey, I'm late. 105 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:58,300 You pull out of that driveway and I'll have your head on a pole. 106 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:03,650 Come back here, you turkey! 107 00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:38,090 You move this car an inch and you're finished, mister. You hear me? 108 00:10:44,970 --> 00:10:49,560 Of all the things that you could be in this world, why a policeman? 109 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:53,520 A policewoman, mother. 110 00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:55,320 But why? 111 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,250 Because it's exciting, it's different. 112 00:10:57,250 --> 00:11:00,300 It'll give me a chance to meet interesting and unusual people. 113 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:02,970 MRS. FACKLER: ...right now! If you don't pull over... 114 00:11:02,970 --> 00:11:06,200 People who aren't like you and me. 115 00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:51,790 - Hey, look, it's the chief. - Really? 116 00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:53,870 Hey, mention my name. 117 00:11:58,550 --> 00:12:00,760 Cadet Kyle Blankes reporting for duty, sir. 118 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,050 Get away from me, you asshole. 119 00:12:03,050 --> 00:12:04,720 Yes, sir. 120 00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:26,940 - Where are we, man? - Ecuador. 121 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:34,620 Okay! Oh, here we are. I got to go now. Bye. 122 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,960 - Bye, sweet-pea. Bye, cutie-pie. - We'll miss you. 123 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,500 - Okay. - Bye! 124 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:44,220 Okay, girls. Remember, I love yous. 125 00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:47,180 - Bye! - Introduce yourself around, man. 126 00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:54,360 MARTIN: Bye! Bye, babies. Goodbye. 127 00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:56,060 Hey, excuse me. 128 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,850 - Do you know all those women? - Sure. 129 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,770 - They're my girlfriends. - All of them? 130 00:12:59,770 --> 00:13:01,730 - Yeah. - Carey Mahoney. 131 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,400 I'm George Martin, Carey. 132 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,740 We should be pals. You're an interesting guy. 133 00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:07,360 You a cadet? 134 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,660 I am until l can get myself thrown out of here. 135 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:10,870 I'll be gone by 10:00. 136 00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:13,540 You, like, joined the Academy to get thrown out? 137 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:14,750 That's right. 138 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:18,190 Hey, you're a pretty interesting guy yourself. 139 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,150 HURNST: Look at that. 140 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:32,140 Just look at that. 141 00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:36,020 Look at that scum. When l went through this academy... 142 00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:39,060 ...every cadet was the right weight, the right height, color... 143 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:41,770 ...and they all had Johnsons, Lassard. 144 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:44,110 Every single one of them. 145 00:13:44,110 --> 00:13:45,320 Johnsons? 146 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,130 You know.... 147 00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,890 Oh, yes. 148 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:55,700 Back in the old days, there were Johnsons as far as the eye could see. 149 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:59,300 And what a lovely sight it was. 150 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:02,460 Have you seen these applications? 151 00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:07,470 Have you seen what our new lady mayor has brought us? 152 00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:09,760 Do you know she is attempting to dismantle... 153 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:13,350 ...one of this country's great institutions of law and order? 154 00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:16,350 What do you say to that, Lassard? 155 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:18,330 The bitch. 156 00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:21,310 HURNST: Commandant? - Yes, chief. 157 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:25,110 The mayor says we've got to take this flotsam. 158 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:28,950 But that doesn't mean we have to put them on the force. 159 00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:30,910 You get my drift? 160 00:14:30,910 --> 00:14:34,620 Weed the undesirables out. 161 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:37,290 - Get rid of them. - No problem, chief. 162 00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:39,370 We'll start washing them out this morning. 163 00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:41,250 We don't throw them out. 164 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:44,750 They must be encouraged to quit on their own. 165 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:48,920 - Do you understand? - I think I understand, sir. 166 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:53,300 Thank you, Lieutenant Harris, I'm sure you do. 167 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,610 - Lassard? - What? 168 00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:57,720 Do you understand? 169 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,890 - It's clear as glass, chief. - Good. 170 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,770 Then we all know what to do. 171 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,990 That's it.... 172 00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:36,320 There sure are a lot of spades around here. 173 00:15:43,270 --> 00:15:45,440 Which I think is good. 174 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,770 Very good for the Academy. 175 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:51,160 What the hell are you doing here? 176 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,910 I want to be a police officer. 177 00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:58,620 What? I can't hear you. 178 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:03,310 I want to be a police officer. 179 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:07,340 - Don't unpack. - Well... 180 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:09,680 ...time to get thrown out. 181 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:13,860 Princess. Princess! Prin...! 182 00:16:14,970 --> 00:16:17,220 - What's your name, Cadet? - Thompson, sir. 183 00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:19,010 - You live around here? - No, sir. 184 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:21,100 What's your telephone number, Thompson? 185 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,560 Come on, eyes front. Telephone number. 186 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,060 5-5-52-4-6-7, sir. 187 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:29,150 Okay, let's see the thighs. 188 00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:33,950 Come on, come on. I haven't got all day. The thighs. 189 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:38,160 - What in the hell are you doing? - Meeting women, sir. 190 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,790 What's your name, dirtbag? 191 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:43,040 - Dirtbag? - Your name? 192 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,870 Mahoney, sir. 193 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,290 Back in line, Mahoney. 194 00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:49,710 Sir, can I have a second with you? Um, listen. Uh.... 195 00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,960 I don't really belong here. I'm not right for this. 196 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:56,760 Get back in line. 197 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,600 Now! 198 00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:04,270 Mom, it's all right. Don't worry. Come here, Princess. 199 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:39,600 My name is Commandant Lassard. Welcome to the new police force. 200 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,900 Your training time here will last... 201 00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:45,140 Fourteen. 202 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:47,270 ...fourteen weeks. 203 00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:51,730 You will be schooled in firearms, police procedures, local laws... 204 00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:53,780 ...and many, many other things. 205 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:57,320 After those 12 weeks, some of you will be police officers... 206 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,070 ...and some of you will not. 207 00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:00,490 Some of you will be... 208 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,090 Here at the Academy.... 209 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,950 Here at the Academy... 210 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,920 ...you will learn.... 211 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,950 You will learn.... 212 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,250 Princess. Princess. Come here. 213 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:16,120 Princess? Looks more like a prince to me. 214 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:20,470 - Give me that dog. - Uh... Ahem. But he's mine, sir. 215 00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:21,840 He's a queer. 216 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:26,600 Cadets, proceed to the supply room and draw your uniforms. 217 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:31,400 Fall out. Let's go. Move it. Move it, move it, move it. 218 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:38,820 - Next. - What about guns? When do we get guns? 219 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,700 Next. 220 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:45,140 - I'm a size 9, sometimes a size 10. - Next. 221 00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:56,590 Hey! You three dirtbags report to the Academy barber... 222 00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:58,260 ...before you do anything else. 223 00:18:58,260 --> 00:18:59,840 Where's that? 224 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,430 Find it, rat face. 225 00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:03,970 Rat face? 226 00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:07,060 - He probably meant the other guy. - Oh. Oh, okay. 227 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:09,310 - What's that? - That's where the commandant... 228 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:11,560 - ...and his wife live. - Nice. 229 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,150 Oh. Excuse me. Do you know where we get our clothes? 230 00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:17,400 Yeah. You gotta go right over there. 231 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,070 - Here? Okay, thanks. - Mm-hm. 232 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:22,570 - Go in and tell them Mahoney sent you. - Got it. 233 00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:26,160 - Be out of here by 3:00. - Move it, dirtbag. I'm first. 234 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,770 And I'm next. 235 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:33,710 For important guys like you, I'll wait. 236 00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:39,260 Okay, let's go. Take it all off. 237 00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,630 You got it. 238 00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,320 BARBARA: Hello? 239 00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:31,770 - Ah. Just a little off the side, please. - You bet. 240 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:37,280 - You can do that? - Sure. This ain't the Army, you know. 241 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:45,780 Let's go, let's go! We've got to find you little babies a place to sleep. 242 00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:48,870 Better listen up, you fart-blossoms. 243 00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:52,870 - You sure you said Mahoney? - Yeah, I even spelled it to her. 244 00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:54,750 - Copeland and Blankes, in here. - Sir. 245 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:57,830 This man is my personal physician. I can't live without him, sir. 246 00:20:57,830 --> 00:21:00,750 Right down here, I want Fackler and Martin. 247 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,510 I've known him since childhood... 248 00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:07,310 - Right here, Mahoney and Tackleberry. - Yes, sir! Thank you, sir! 249 00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:11,600 Thank you. I've always wanted to live with a nut. 250 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,310 My pleasure. 251 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:17,020 - Mahoney, is it? - Yes, sir. I'd like to say one more... 252 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:21,190 The rest of you wimps come with me. Move it, move it, move it. 253 00:21:21,190 --> 00:21:22,810 Wimps? 254 00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:29,990 - You're married, huh? - Yeah. 255 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,030 That's beautiful, man. 256 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,750 To me, marriage is a sacred institution. 257 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,870 So tell me. 258 00:21:36,870 --> 00:21:40,260 You and the wife do it doggie-style or what? 259 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,340 Room ready for inspection, sir. 260 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,150 Good haircuts, men. 261 00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:04,490 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you, sir. 262 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,570 Damn good haircuts. 263 00:22:06,570 --> 00:22:08,760 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you, sir. 264 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,410 Men... 265 00:22:16,410 --> 00:22:19,120 ...I've got a little problem. 266 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:22,880 It seems I've got a squad full of scumbuckets. 267 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,590 A whole big bunch of losers. 268 00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:29,970 And I was kind of hoping that you two fine, young cadets... 269 00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:33,470 ...might help me to just get rid of a few of them. 270 00:22:33,470 --> 00:22:38,270 What do you say? Will you help me out? 271 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:42,130 - Yes, sir. - Good. 272 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:48,370 - Good. - I'm Copeland, sir. Chad Copeland. 273 00:22:48,530 --> 00:22:50,560 Good for you. 274 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:57,100 Hi, I'm Douglas Fackler. I always wanted to be a cop. 275 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,180 Lieutenant Hoffman, Lieutenant Hoffman... 276 00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:17,790 ...report immediately to the infirmary. 277 00:23:17,810 --> 00:23:19,980 Hey, Thompson. Well? 278 00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:22,810 - How do I look? - That wasn't very funny this morning. 279 00:23:22,810 --> 00:23:25,480 Wasn't funny. I'd give anything to see your thighs. 280 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,730 Don't suppose you'd describe them for me. 281 00:23:27,730 --> 00:23:32,450 Well, they're tan, of course. Very supple, well-rounded... 282 00:23:32,450 --> 00:23:35,490 ...and luxuriant to the touch. 283 00:23:35,490 --> 00:23:36,740 Mm. 284 00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:40,290 Absolute silence! 285 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:49,340 My name is Lt. Harris... 286 00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:52,310 ...in case you missed it. 287 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:59,220 This is Sgt. Callahan... 288 00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:01,560 ...in case you missed it. 289 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:05,860 We are the meanest instructors here. 290 00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:10,660 We've got you because you are the worst people here. 291 00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:16,740 You people are D-Squad. 292 00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:19,450 D for dirtbags. 293 00:24:19,450 --> 00:24:24,250 When l say, "Hey, dirtbags," that means you. 294 00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:29,210 You people are going to hate my guts for the rest of your lives. 295 00:24:29,210 --> 00:24:34,010 I am going to make you sorry that you ever came here. 296 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:38,640 Now, it is traditional here at the Academy for each squad... 297 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,180 ...to have two student squad-leaders. 298 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:45,980 I have chosen Cadets Blankes and Dopeland. Step out, men. 299 00:24:46,730 --> 00:24:50,820 If these two cadets give you an order... 300 00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:54,880 ...obey it. 301 00:24:55,780 --> 00:24:59,410 Now, I thought it would be nice... 302 00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:03,450 ...if we were to close out our first afternoon together... 303 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:08,260 ...with a nice little stroll around the campus. 304 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:17,220 Move out, maggots! 305 00:25:22,850 --> 00:25:27,650 - Holy, shit. - This is definitely not Ecuador. 306 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:33,110 Get up, Barbara. Get up. Get up. 307 00:25:33,110 --> 00:25:34,780 Move it, move it, move it. 308 00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:38,410 I could show a movie on your butt, fatso. 309 00:25:38,410 --> 00:25:41,080 CALLAHAN: Nineteen. Twenty! 310 00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:47,080 More! I want more! 311 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,710 Fifteen. 312 00:25:49,710 --> 00:25:51,920 Sixteen. 313 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,300 Seventeen. 314 00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:59,100 Eighteen. Let's go. Let's go. 315 00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:04,060 Nine. Ten. 316 00:26:06,350 --> 00:26:09,690 Attention. Lights out in 10 minutes. 317 00:26:09,690 --> 00:26:12,820 Lights out in 10 minutes. 318 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,670 Game over. 319 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,900 Asshole. 320 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:04,830 Police work... 321 00:27:04,830 --> 00:27:08,040 ...is what... 322 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,370 ...you are... 323 00:27:10,370 --> 00:27:15,170 ...here for. 324 00:27:15,170 --> 00:27:18,340 Arrest... 325 00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:23,010 ...procedures... 326 00:27:23,010 --> 00:27:27,720 ...traffic violations... 327 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,180 ...high-speed... 328 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:32,520 ...driving... 329 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,770 ...self-defense. 330 00:27:34,770 --> 00:27:39,570 And you will have many examinations... 331 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:44,910 ...which you must pass. 332 00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:46,890 Plus... 333 00:27:46,990 --> 00:27:51,540 ...you will endure an extremely rigorous physical training program. 334 00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:55,340 Do you know what that means, Hooks? 335 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,380 I'm not sure, sir. 336 00:27:58,380 --> 00:28:00,170 What? 337 00:28:02,510 --> 00:28:04,970 Voice commands. 338 00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:09,100 We will learn to use our voices with authority. 339 00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:11,600 Won't we, Hooks? 340 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:19,240 Now, have any of you had any military training? 341 00:28:22,780 --> 00:28:23,950 Mm-hm? 342 00:28:23,950 --> 00:28:28,660 I served with the U.S. Army Airborne 209th Special Forces Unit. 343 00:28:28,660 --> 00:28:30,240 Anybody else? 344 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,860 What? 345 00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:36,000 You have had prior military training, Mahoney? 346 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,340 - Well, yes, but not in this life, sir. - What? 347 00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:42,550 In a previous life, I served with Her Majesty's Forces in India. 348 00:28:42,550 --> 00:28:46,390 - Interesting sideline... - If you're trying to get thrown out... 349 00:28:46,390 --> 00:28:48,720 ...I'm afraid that's quite impossible. 350 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,270 Impossible? What the hell's going on here? 351 00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:53,430 I'll have to see the commandant about this. 352 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:58,240 You will also learn the Municipal Code. And you will learn them by heart. 353 00:29:00,190 --> 00:29:01,780 JONES: Cadet Mahoney. Cadet Mahoney. 354 00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:05,700 Report immediately to the commandant's office. Cadet Mahoney. 355 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:10,500 Okay, Mahoney, get going. On the double. Move it. Move it. Move it. 356 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:14,960 Now... 357 00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:17,120 JONES: Lieutenant Harris, Lieutenant Harris... 358 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:20,210 ...report immediately to the firing range. Lieutenant Harris. 359 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,100 Excuse me. 360 00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:25,630 Callahan, take over. 361 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,640 Howdy. 362 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,140 - No one's allowed in here. - Listen. 363 00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:35,680 - I got a problem, chief. - It's commandant. 364 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:38,690 Commandant, I'm sorry. Is that your fish? 365 00:29:38,690 --> 00:29:40,980 - No, it belongs to a friend. - Very pretty. 366 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:43,780 - What do you want? - I want out of here. Right now. 367 00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:47,070 - Out of this office? - No, out of the Academy. 368 00:29:47,070 --> 00:29:50,160 - That's no problem. You can just quit. - I can't quit. 369 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,040 Of course you can. Many, many wonderful people... 370 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,590 - ...have quit many, many... - Commandant? 371 00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,330 Do you know Capt. Reed? 372 00:29:57,330 --> 00:30:02,130 Oh, yes. Capt. Reed. You're Mahoney. 373 00:30:03,710 --> 00:30:08,140 Mahoney. Mahoney. Mahoney. 374 00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:11,430 - You're a special case. You can't quit. - I know that. 375 00:30:11,430 --> 00:30:14,720 - On the other hand, I can't throw you out. - Why not? 376 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:19,520 I promised Capt. Reed. I promised I'd keep you here the full 24 weeks. 377 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:23,190 You what? You what? You told...? 378 00:30:23,190 --> 00:30:26,420 He told me that I could.... 379 00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:32,490 - I'm trapped here? - Well, yes. We all are. 380 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,930 HARRIS: Pick it up, pick it up. Keep moving up that hill. 381 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,080 Put some muscle in it. 382 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,630 HARRIS: Get those knees up. Get those knees up, come on! 383 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,140 Hustle, hustle, hustle! 384 00:30:56,140 --> 00:30:58,430 This is definitely not for me. 385 00:31:03,770 --> 00:31:05,150 Keep going! 386 00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:22,500 Come on, Hooks, get over the wall. Move it, move it, move it. 387 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:26,840 Come on, Hooks, get up. 388 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:31,010 Skip it. Go around. You'll never make it. Why don't you quit now? 389 00:31:31,010 --> 00:31:34,090 Quit, quit, quit. You'll never make it. 390 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:38,900 Sir, I'm terribly sorry, but I seem to have ripped my pants. 391 00:31:44,310 --> 00:31:46,870 Don't try me, punk. 392 00:31:47,610 --> 00:31:49,940 Now, wise guy... 393 00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:52,200 ...you run, don't trot... 394 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:57,000 ...to the supply room, and you get a new pair. 395 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,790 Yes, sir. l'll be back later in the day. 396 00:31:59,790 --> 00:32:03,330 Be back in five minutes! 397 00:32:03,330 --> 00:32:06,880 Yes, sir. Shit, l'm deaf. 398 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,510 MAHONEY: Hey, you got any brown shoe-polish? 399 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,270 I've got cordovan. Who's it for? 400 00:32:21,270 --> 00:32:23,670 Lieutenant Harris. 401 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,710 Sir! Look, sir, new pants. 402 00:32:43,710 --> 00:32:45,830 What are you doing...? Give me that. 403 00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:50,090 All right, you scumbags, you have 30 minutes to shower and get to class. 404 00:32:50,090 --> 00:32:52,840 Let's go. Move it. Move it. Move it. 405 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,180 Pick it up. Pick it up. 406 00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:58,770 Pick it up, assholes. 407 00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:08,770 So far, nobody's quit. 408 00:33:08,770 --> 00:33:10,150 But they will. 409 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,730 Well, well, well. 410 00:33:37,010 --> 00:33:40,870 I told you not to try me, boy. 411 00:33:41,260 --> 00:33:43,140 Stand up. 412 00:33:44,850 --> 00:33:47,810 Now, I want you two squad leaders... 413 00:33:47,810 --> 00:33:51,110 ...to take Mr. Mahoney here and run him until he throws up. 414 00:33:51,110 --> 00:33:52,320 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 415 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,690 And then, just after he throws up... 416 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,200 ...run him some more. 417 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,330 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 418 00:34:01,490 --> 00:34:04,790 You are going to learn, Mahoney... 419 00:34:04,790 --> 00:34:07,290 ...that nobody... 420 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,290 ...nobody... 421 00:34:10,290 --> 00:34:13,000 ...screws... 422 00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:15,230 ...with me. 423 00:34:15,510 --> 00:34:18,180 - Pick it up, pick it up! Come on! - Hey, this is great. 424 00:34:18,180 --> 00:34:20,140 - Two assholes, no waiting. - Move it! 425 00:34:20,140 --> 00:34:23,720 Chad, would you please just let me yell at him without interrupting? 426 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:27,940 - Sure. - Come on, Mahoney! Move it, move it! 427 00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:18,750 Bang! 428 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:32,120 Son, where did you get this gun? 429 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,170 - My mom gave it to me. - Ah. 430 00:35:35,170 --> 00:35:38,130 Can I borrow it for a little while? 431 00:35:38,130 --> 00:35:40,480 Sure. 432 00:35:41,550 --> 00:35:46,350 CALLAHAN: Left, left right left. Left, left, let right left. 433 00:35:47,810 --> 00:35:52,610 You will learn to defend yourselves without stick or firearm. 434 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:56,730 I need a volunteer. 435 00:35:56,730 --> 00:35:59,990 - Barbara, get out here. - I just ate. 436 00:35:59,990 --> 00:36:04,790 Right where I'm standing. Right here. Right now. 437 00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:09,700 All right, come at me with an imaginary knife. 438 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:11,080 Do I have to? 439 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,750 Yes, you do. I'm not joking. 440 00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:17,670 Come on. Come on. 441 00:36:17,670 --> 00:36:20,630 - Now! - Aah! 442 00:36:20,630 --> 00:36:23,450 Ouch! Ouch! 443 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,640 Okay. That's how it's done. Who's next? 444 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,930 - Pick me! - I'd love it. I'd love to go. 445 00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:35,440 I'd love to go. We'll both go. 446 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,770 You have 20 minutes to complete the test. 447 00:36:37,770 --> 00:36:41,150 Try to answer as many questions as possible. 448 00:36:41,150 --> 00:36:44,120 All right, start. 449 00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:58,960 All right, here we go. The count's at two. Here's the pitch. 450 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,550 Swung on and missed! 451 00:37:02,130 --> 00:37:04,270 Struck out. 452 00:37:17,810 --> 00:37:21,980 Well, it was Saturday night And l was feeling all right 453 00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:24,280 Looking for my buttercup 454 00:37:24,950 --> 00:37:28,910 They were dancing next door On the thirteenth floor 455 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,900 You know, Mahoney... 456 00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:12,710 ...I'd like to spend the next month breaking you into little pieces. 457 00:38:13,330 --> 00:38:15,160 But I won't... 458 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,370 ...because you're bad. 459 00:38:17,370 --> 00:38:20,500 You're bad for morale, Mahoney. 460 00:38:20,630 --> 00:38:23,800 You look like the sweet little boy from next door. 461 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,170 Ha. But you don't fool me. Oh, no. 462 00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:29,720 No, you're the devil, and you're rotten to the core. 463 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,550 And you're ruining my chances... 464 00:38:31,550 --> 00:38:34,640 ...of training some men who might make pretty good cops. 465 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,390 I agree. I've been saying that. 466 00:38:36,390 --> 00:38:39,640 - You make me sick. - Thank you, sir. I make everybody sick. 467 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:43,570 We're going to pick up this telephone and call your buddy Capt. Reed. 468 00:38:43,570 --> 00:38:48,370 And you. You are going to help me talk him out of this terrible mistake. 469 00:38:48,740 --> 00:38:50,240 Terrific. I'll do my part. 470 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,900 You're damn right you will. 471 00:38:54,870 --> 00:38:56,590 Ha. 472 00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:04,550 HARRIS: This is the Academy. I'd like to speak to a Capt. Reed. 473 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,450 Reed! 474 00:39:10,550 --> 00:39:14,050 Captain Reed? Uh, yes, sir. How are you, sir? 475 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:18,100 This is Lt. Harris, Lt. Thaddeus Harris out at the Police Academy. 476 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:21,140 I'm so sorry to disturb you, sir... 477 00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:25,270 ...but your friend Cadet Mahoney would like to speak with you. 478 00:39:25,270 --> 00:39:28,360 Just one moment, please. Mahoney. 479 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,950 - Mahoney! - Oh, yeah. 480 00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:34,620 Hi, Captain Reed? Can I get out of here? 481 00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:36,490 No? Okay. 482 00:39:36,490 --> 00:39:38,730 I tried. 483 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:43,630 Captain Reed, um, thank you so much. 484 00:39:43,630 --> 00:39:45,820 Yes. Goodbye. Yes. 485 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,260 I don't know what you're trying to do. 486 00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:52,430 I don't know why you're here. 487 00:39:52,430 --> 00:39:55,090 But you'll never be a cop as long as I live. 488 00:39:55,090 --> 00:39:57,350 - Don't want to be. - Get your butt off my desk. 489 00:39:57,350 --> 00:39:59,740 And get out of here! 490 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:03,220 Mahoney! 491 00:40:03,850 --> 00:40:05,860 I've already told you once. 492 00:40:05,860 --> 00:40:09,320 Nobody screws with me. 493 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,320 Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all that'll change. 494 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,400 Get out of here now! 495 00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:21,890 Come on, Mahoney. Harris said you had to do a hundred. 496 00:40:25,330 --> 00:40:26,790 Hey, Mahoney. 497 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:30,000 Here's a pair of my old sweat socks. I wore them all day. 498 00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:32,720 That should help you to get up. 499 00:40:41,180 --> 00:40:43,270 You did it. 500 00:40:43,890 --> 00:40:46,660 You son of a bitch. 501 00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:10,670 This is a hell of a way to spend my evenings. 502 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,150 I can't feel my arms anymore. 503 00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:21,510 Hey, Barbara, come here. 504 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,930 - Me? - Yeah, come here. 505 00:41:22,930 --> 00:41:25,900 - What? - Come on, right here. 506 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,650 - I want you to give me your best shot. - What? 507 00:41:29,650 --> 00:41:31,270 I want you to hit me. Best shot. 508 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,780 - Hit you? - Yeah, come on. 509 00:41:32,780 --> 00:41:35,450 - Ha, ha. No, really, I... - Hit me. 510 00:41:35,450 --> 00:41:37,740 - Really, when I... - Do it now. Come on. 511 00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:41,160 - I can't. Because when I... - Do it. Give me your... 512 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,130 How was that? Was that okay? 513 00:41:44,410 --> 00:41:46,080 Yeah. 514 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,540 Yeah, that's good. 515 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:58,300 This weekend is your first leave from the Academy. 516 00:41:58,300 --> 00:42:03,100 When you go, wherever it is you filthbags go... 517 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:07,770 ...do take note of how nice things are on the outside. 518 00:42:07,770 --> 00:42:12,320 Do give serious consideration to not coming back. 519 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,610 Four of you have already quit. 520 00:42:14,610 --> 00:42:18,280 And that's just the beginning. 521 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,120 Ten-hut! 522 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,330 Dismissed. 523 00:42:22,330 --> 00:42:25,790 CALLAHAN: Heard him, dismissed! Let's go. 524 00:42:25,790 --> 00:42:29,750 They'll get together for a party. They always do. 525 00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:32,100 You go with them. 526 00:42:32,130 --> 00:42:36,930 Whenever they get out of line, give me a ring. 527 00:42:42,010 --> 00:42:44,780 Hi, Leslie. 528 00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:48,030 Studying hard? 529 00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:49,480 Yup. 530 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,060 Where's the party going to be this weekend? 531 00:42:52,060 --> 00:42:53,650 Party? 532 00:42:53,650 --> 00:42:55,940 Party? I don't know anything about a party. 533 00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:58,650 I'm going home for the weekend and visit my mom and dad. 534 00:42:58,650 --> 00:43:02,120 Now, if you don't mind, I do have to study. 535 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:06,040 You know, Chad? I don't think we've got his full attention. 536 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:09,710 So why don't you take his books and throw them out the window? 537 00:43:09,710 --> 00:43:13,000 My pleasure, Kyle. 538 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,220 Find out where the party is. 539 00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:28,220 - How? - Ask Mahoney. 540 00:43:28,230 --> 00:43:30,600 - Mahoney. - Mahoney. 541 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:35,030 Thousand eleven, 1012, 1013.... 542 00:43:35,730 --> 00:43:38,190 Mahoney. 543 00:43:38,190 --> 00:43:40,700 Could I speak to you outside for just a second? 544 00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:42,570 Yeah. 545 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,240 - What's up? - Um.... 546 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:49,690 Uh, Mahoney. Uh.... 547 00:43:50,790 --> 00:43:52,670 Is there a party this weekend? 548 00:43:52,670 --> 00:43:55,080 Yeah, of course there is. Do you want to come? 549 00:43:55,090 --> 00:43:57,590 No. No, I can't. Uh.... 550 00:43:58,050 --> 00:44:01,440 I just need to know where it is. Sorry to be asking. 551 00:44:01,550 --> 00:44:03,170 Then why are you asking? 552 00:44:03,550 --> 00:44:06,220 Some people want to know. 553 00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:09,890 Okay, yeah. lt's no big secret. It's at the, uh, Blue Oyster bar. 554 00:44:09,890 --> 00:44:12,860 lt's on Howell. 555 00:44:32,330 --> 00:44:34,540 Hey, big boy Why don't you come up 556 00:44:34,540 --> 00:44:36,420 And see me sometime? 557 00:44:39,550 --> 00:44:42,000 Hey, big boy 558 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:02,900 So, what about you, Hightower? What are you doing at the Academy? 559 00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:05,240 I got bored with my chosen profession. 560 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:08,030 - What was that? - I was a florist. 561 00:45:08,030 --> 00:45:09,240 A florist? 562 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:12,630 You know, flowers and shit. 563 00:45:12,790 --> 00:45:15,080 Oh, yeah. 564 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:10,160 - Hi. - Hi. 565 00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:16,550 - I didn't think you'd show up. - I wouldn't miss it for the world. 566 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,450 - Do you want to go for a walk? - Hmm? 567 00:46:30,450 --> 00:46:32,030 - Walk. - Oh, yeah. 568 00:46:32,030 --> 00:46:34,540 Are you kidding? Of course. 569 00:46:54,010 --> 00:46:56,390 - Can you tell me something? - Yeah? 570 00:46:56,390 --> 00:46:59,210 Why do you want to be a cop? 571 00:47:02,940 --> 00:47:06,430 I like to dress like a man. 572 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,240 Me too. 573 00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:17,500 Tonight you're mine completely 574 00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:24,470 You give your love so sweetly 575 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:30,640 Tonight the light of love is in your eyes 576 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:38,560 But will you love me tomorrow? 577 00:47:40,850 --> 00:47:45,650 ls this a lasting treasure 578 00:47:47,860 --> 00:47:52,660 Or just a moment's pleasure? 579 00:48:04,750 --> 00:48:09,550 HARRIS: Okay, let's go. Move it. Move it. Let's go. 580 00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:16,760 Two lines, right here. 581 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:20,200 The first one on the step, the second one off. 582 00:48:22,350 --> 00:48:25,980 I said two lines, dummy! Now step it up, step it up, let's go. 583 00:48:25,980 --> 00:48:27,540 Hey. 584 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,240 Why didn't you call me this weekend? 585 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,530 Well, uh, nothing really happened, sir. 586 00:48:36,530 --> 00:48:39,870 There was a party, wasn't there? 587 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:42,120 Yes, sir. 588 00:48:42,330 --> 00:48:44,260 Well, what went on? 589 00:48:46,170 --> 00:48:48,460 Dancing, sir. 590 00:48:48,460 --> 00:48:49,920 Mostly dancing. 591 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,410 Dancing? 592 00:49:01,770 --> 00:49:05,420 HARRIS: Hightower, you're first. Let's go. 593 00:49:14,990 --> 00:49:17,070 Come with me. 594 00:49:40,390 --> 00:49:42,260 Uh.... 595 00:49:43,390 --> 00:49:45,690 Ready now, sir. 596 00:49:49,230 --> 00:49:52,310 Uh, thank you. 597 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:54,620 I got him. 598 00:50:01,030 --> 00:50:04,010 Tackleberry. You're next. 599 00:50:18,430 --> 00:50:20,300 Come with me. 600 00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:30,450 - Hey! - Tackleberry! 601 00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,850 Holy shit. 602 00:51:06,180 --> 00:51:08,840 CALLAHAN: Get back here. 603 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,080 - Yes, sir. CALLAHAN: Yes, ma'am. 604 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,490 - Don't worry, I can explain everything. - Shut up. 605 00:51:23,490 --> 00:51:27,160 - Yes, sir. - Yes, ma'am. 606 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,040 Yes, ma'am. 607 00:51:29,210 --> 00:51:33,080 You've been sneaking in here every night for weeks. 608 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:35,130 What? No. 609 00:51:35,130 --> 00:51:39,220 What do you think I ought to do about this? 610 00:51:39,220 --> 00:51:42,550 Well, let's see. Uh.... 611 00:51:47,350 --> 00:51:49,380 MARTIN: My God. 612 00:51:52,060 --> 00:51:54,300 Sir. 613 00:51:55,110 --> 00:51:56,860 Ma'am. 614 00:52:07,450 --> 00:52:11,870 A police officer must generate respect and confidence. 615 00:52:11,870 --> 00:52:14,880 His or her voice, Hooks... 616 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:18,750 ...has a great deal to do with that. Hooks, get up. Stand right over here. 617 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,360 Today, Hooks. 618 00:52:22,010 --> 00:52:26,180 Now, here is the house. 619 00:52:26,180 --> 00:52:28,470 Here is the window. 620 00:52:28,470 --> 00:52:32,020 And I am a burglar. 621 00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:35,060 I am coming out of the window... 622 00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:38,570 ...with a stolen stereo in my hand. 623 00:52:38,570 --> 00:52:42,070 I'm coming out of the window, over the hedge... 624 00:52:42,070 --> 00:52:44,490 ...and you are the arresting officer. 625 00:52:44,490 --> 00:52:46,570 What do you say, Hooks? 626 00:52:46,740 --> 00:52:50,760 Don't move! This is a stickup. 627 00:52:51,750 --> 00:52:53,250 Stickup? 628 00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:57,500 I mean, police... Police officer. Stop. 629 00:52:57,500 --> 00:53:00,590 Sit down, Hooks. 630 00:53:00,590 --> 00:53:02,100 Sit, sit, sit. 631 00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:07,850 Tackleberry, you try it. Same situation. 632 00:53:07,850 --> 00:53:11,310 All right. Here is the house. Here is the window. 633 00:53:11,310 --> 00:53:15,600 I'm the burglar. I'm coming out of the house, over the hedge... 634 00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,980 ...I've got the stolen stereo in my hands. 635 00:53:17,980 --> 00:53:22,780 Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole! 636 00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:31,080 Tackleberry, we really need to talk. 637 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,830 MARTIN: Mahoney, let me ask you a question. 638 00:53:33,830 --> 00:53:35,210 MAHONEY: Hmm? 639 00:53:35,210 --> 00:53:38,000 Have you ever had a woman just... 640 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,710 ...throw you down and screw your goddamn brains out? 641 00:53:41,710 --> 00:53:43,210 Uh, no. 642 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:45,800 It happened to me last night. 643 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:49,300 Really? How was it? 644 00:53:49,300 --> 00:53:52,380 I think, uh... 645 00:53:53,350 --> 00:53:55,800 ...I'm in love. 646 00:53:56,140 --> 00:53:57,350 Wow. 647 00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:00,650 - How many girls were there? - Just one. 648 00:54:00,650 --> 00:54:02,580 Just one? 649 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:06,200 You made love to just one girl? 650 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,860 That's disgusting. 651 00:54:07,860 --> 00:54:09,740 Yeah, I know. 652 00:54:10,990 --> 00:54:15,740 - Hey, George, can I ask you something? - Sure. 653 00:54:16,290 --> 00:54:18,960 Every now and then, uh... 654 00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:21,670 ...you seem to lose your Spanish accent. 655 00:54:21,670 --> 00:54:23,750 What's up? 656 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:27,400 Yeah. Every now and then. 657 00:54:27,940 --> 00:54:30,470 Can you keep a secret? 658 00:54:30,470 --> 00:54:32,010 Oh, yeah. 659 00:54:32,010 --> 00:54:34,890 I'm not really George Martin. 660 00:54:34,890 --> 00:54:39,690 I'm just plain old George Martin, fourth-generation American. Ha, ha. 661 00:54:40,060 --> 00:54:42,770 - Really? - I just use the accent to get the girls. 662 00:54:44,530 --> 00:54:47,760 - Does it work? - Eh. 663 00:54:51,570 --> 00:54:54,870 COPELAND: Barbara! - Uh, he's in the gym. 664 00:54:54,870 --> 00:54:57,410 You're gonna pay for sending us to the wrong party. 665 00:54:57,410 --> 00:55:00,370 BARBARA: I'll tell him. - Not just pushups, either, Leslie. 666 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:04,210 We're gonna get your fat ass thrown out of here. That's a promise! 667 00:55:04,210 --> 00:55:05,920 - How? BLANKES: How? 668 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:07,210 You'll find out. 669 00:55:07,220 --> 00:55:09,970 Mahoney isn't the only one here who can play tricks. 670 00:55:09,970 --> 00:55:12,340 Hey, hey. Take it easy. These ain't track shoes. 671 00:55:12,350 --> 00:55:13,800 Yeah, I know. Just hurry up. 672 00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:17,640 I'm as anxious as you. I'm not comfortable in these surroundings. 673 00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,770 - Yeah, well, come on up. - Up here? 674 00:55:19,770 --> 00:55:22,600 - Yeah, yeah. - Hey, listen, when do I get my money? 675 00:55:22,610 --> 00:55:25,080 When the job's over, for crying out loud. 676 00:55:33,950 --> 00:55:38,750 That's good, Hightower. Why don't you just sit down over there? 677 00:55:41,460 --> 00:55:45,090 All right, you scumballs, 30 minutes to room inspection. 678 00:55:45,090 --> 00:55:48,630 Move it. Move it. Move it. 679 00:55:49,090 --> 00:55:53,890 - Hi, honey. - Hi. Uh.... 680 00:55:57,220 --> 00:56:00,600 - Got a light? - Uh.... 681 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:05,400 I don't smoke. Ha, ha. I have a friend who smokes. I'll go get him. 682 00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:10,930 Mahoney, major problem. 683 00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:19,440 Well, my goodness. 684 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:28,680 Would you please just calm down and take it easy? 685 00:56:30,340 --> 00:56:34,430 I just like to do it in strange places, that's all. Okay? 686 00:56:34,430 --> 00:56:36,350 Why the hell didn't you say so? 687 00:56:37,140 --> 00:56:41,100 You'll find this academy one of the most comprehensive in the country. 688 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:45,900 I could point out many, many, many features to you. Um.... 689 00:56:47,150 --> 00:56:49,440 - Squeeze in here. Yeah. - In here? 690 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,650 - You want to do it in a podium? - All my life. 691 00:56:51,650 --> 00:56:53,700 - Right. Where you going? - I'll be back. 692 00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:57,780 I'm not the customer. The real customer will be here any second now, okay? 693 00:56:57,780 --> 00:56:59,790 Oh, okay. 694 00:56:59,790 --> 00:57:02,120 LASSARD: Gentlemen, please follow me. 695 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,830 We have a very, very fine... 696 00:57:04,830 --> 00:57:07,750 ...slide presentation for you. 697 00:57:08,340 --> 00:57:10,670 Please take your seats. 698 00:57:10,670 --> 00:57:14,530 I think you'll find there's plenty of room for everybody. 699 00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,530 Thank you. 700 00:57:20,850 --> 00:57:23,640 First of all, I'd like to say how sorry I am... 701 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,060 ...that everybody could not make it today. 702 00:57:26,060 --> 00:57:30,690 For those here, I think you'll find the presentation interesting... 703 00:57:30,690 --> 00:57:33,530 ...as well as very, very stimulating. 704 00:57:42,540 --> 00:57:45,870 Could we have the lights turned down? 705 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:49,840 Now, this first slide... 706 00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:52,490 ...shows a very... 707 00:57:52,590 --> 00:57:54,730 ...very interesting thing: 708 00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:57,670 Our main building. 709 00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,680 In slide two... 710 00:58:04,390 --> 00:58:06,630 ...we see... 711 00:58:07,230 --> 00:58:09,060 ...another view... 712 00:58:09,060 --> 00:58:12,030 ...of it. 713 00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:16,180 Oh, my God. You wouldn't believe it. 714 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:27,960 Let us look at this slide for a moment, without comment. 715 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,770 I think it speaks for itself. 716 00:58:45,350 --> 00:58:47,430 Could we have the lights, please? 717 00:58:51,270 --> 00:58:53,040 Well. 718 00:58:53,230 --> 00:58:58,030 I hope this was as much fun for you as it was for me. 719 00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:02,700 Let's have lunch, shall we? 720 00:59:02,780 --> 00:59:07,580 And maybe, smoke a cigarette. 721 00:59:29,310 --> 00:59:31,500 Good speech. 722 01:00:01,510 --> 01:00:03,760 What do you intend to do about Mahoney? 723 01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,850 - What's he done? - What's he done? 724 01:00:05,850 --> 01:00:10,650 I'll tell you what he's done. He.... 725 01:00:13,650 --> 01:00:15,150 Yes, sir? 726 01:00:15,150 --> 01:00:17,910 He did a very, very bad thing. 727 01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:20,320 To whom, sir? 728 01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:22,720 To whom? 729 01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,080 Yes, sir. 730 01:00:28,790 --> 01:00:32,170 Well, I don't know. 731 01:00:32,620 --> 01:00:34,420 Are you all right, sir? 732 01:00:34,420 --> 01:00:38,220 No, not really. May I go? 733 01:00:38,420 --> 01:00:41,090 - Of course, sir. - Thank you. 734 01:00:41,090 --> 01:00:43,280 You're welcome. 735 01:00:46,930 --> 01:00:51,050 Left, right, left. Left. Left. 736 01:00:59,530 --> 01:01:02,550 Left, right, left. Left. 737 01:01:15,790 --> 01:01:20,590 Left, right, let. Left. Left. Left, right, left. 738 01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:26,220 From now on, part of your training will be to ride, from time to time... 739 01:01:26,220 --> 01:01:29,810 ...in actual squad cars with actual police officers... 740 01:01:29,810 --> 01:01:31,770 ...in actual situations. 741 01:01:31,770 --> 01:01:34,810 And you'd better actually keep your mouths shut. 742 01:01:34,810 --> 01:01:37,440 And your eyes and your ears open. 743 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:42,030 Say, Mahoney, why don't you ride with me? 744 01:01:43,530 --> 01:01:48,330 Well, move it, cretins! Move it, move it, move it! 745 01:01:48,370 --> 01:01:52,450 Lieutenant Harris, I've changed my mind. I want to be a cop. 746 01:01:52,450 --> 01:01:55,580 - Never, punk. - Why not? All I have to do is behave... 747 01:01:55,580 --> 01:01:57,790 Get out of this car, Mahoney. You hear me? 748 01:01:57,790 --> 01:02:02,420 You get. Get, Mahoney. You get out there and you follow me. 749 01:02:02,420 --> 01:02:05,600 You stay right behind me, punk. 750 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,220 Oh, how I love a ride in the country. 751 01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:25,780 Officer. Officer. 752 01:02:25,780 --> 01:02:29,320 Can you get my kitty-cat out of the tree? 753 01:02:30,070 --> 01:02:32,580 No problem, ma'am. 754 01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:34,660 Oh, no. No, wait. 755 01:02:42,170 --> 01:02:44,780 What the hell is this? 756 01:02:51,260 --> 01:02:55,330 I'll be right back. I'm sorry. 757 01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,360 What the hell is going on down there? 758 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,760 Move it! 759 01:03:10,490 --> 01:03:12,820 Assholes. 760 01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:15,160 Hey! Hey, you, give me that bike. 761 01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:19,620 Come on, move it. This is official police business. Move it out. Let's go. 762 01:03:19,620 --> 01:03:22,900 - It's new. - Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt it. 763 01:03:25,300 --> 01:03:27,020 Whoa! 764 01:03:40,690 --> 01:03:43,030 My God. 765 01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:45,490 Someone call a veterinarian. 766 01:03:51,070 --> 01:03:53,780 Your new hat, sir. 767 01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:09,420 You told no one? 768 01:04:09,420 --> 01:04:11,820 Not a soul. 769 01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:17,280 Hightower? Hightower? 770 01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:18,700 I need to talk. 771 01:05:18,700 --> 01:05:21,200 That's terrific, Hightower, but it's, uh.... 772 01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:24,580 It's 2:30 in the morning. 773 01:05:24,580 --> 01:05:27,830 - The driving course is tomorrow. - So? 774 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,790 I haven't driven a car since I was 12. 775 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,590 Really? You're kidding. 776 01:05:31,590 --> 01:05:36,390 If I don't pass this driving course, they're gonna kick me out. Harris said so. 777 01:05:39,310 --> 01:05:42,220 All right. Let's go. 778 01:05:43,060 --> 01:05:45,520 Sleeping is for fags. 779 01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:50,320 First thing we gotta do is steal a car. Copeland's should do. 780 01:05:53,860 --> 01:05:55,950 Okay, your turn. 781 01:05:55,950 --> 01:05:58,660 Now, you've got to remember to drive defensively... 782 01:05:58,660 --> 01:06:03,460 ...or offensively, depending on your needs. Let's go. 783 01:06:11,340 --> 01:06:13,420 Comfy? 784 01:06:13,550 --> 01:06:15,050 - No. - All right. 785 01:06:15,050 --> 01:06:17,550 Let's just move the seat back a little. 786 01:06:17,550 --> 01:06:21,930 On second thought, let's rip the front seats out and sit in the back. 787 01:06:36,530 --> 01:06:39,530 I was kidding about the front seat. But this is good. 788 01:06:39,530 --> 01:06:42,450 It's different. Comfort's important. 789 01:06:45,580 --> 01:06:50,380 Put it into first. Right. Little more. Okay, you can go a little faster now. 790 01:06:51,420 --> 01:06:56,220 Yeah. Yeah, you're doing beautifully. You feel it? You feel what's going on? 791 01:06:56,920 --> 01:07:00,210 You can even turn off the windshield wipers. 792 01:07:00,470 --> 01:07:02,920 Yeah, that's it. 793 01:07:03,430 --> 01:07:06,610 Okay, now there's another car. 794 01:07:08,690 --> 01:07:10,150 Hightower? 795 01:07:11,230 --> 01:07:14,900 Hightow...? What...? You didn't hit the brakes. 796 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:17,190 You didn't tell me to. 797 01:07:17,190 --> 01:07:18,950 You idiot! 798 01:07:18,950 --> 01:07:22,860 You bastard! You dumb shit! 799 01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:36,550 - Pull over and let me drive for a while. - No, not now. 800 01:07:36,550 --> 01:07:38,340 This is fun. 801 01:07:41,010 --> 01:07:44,400 - Pull over. - No, I'm getting out of here. 802 01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:13,850 Holy shit! 803 01:08:37,650 --> 01:08:39,320 Attaboy, Hightower. 804 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:54,830 Taught him everything he knows. 805 01:09:05,340 --> 01:09:09,350 Not bad. 806 01:09:09,350 --> 01:09:12,230 Miss Hooks, you're next. 807 01:09:12,230 --> 01:09:13,560 Hurry up! 808 01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:16,230 Thanks, Mahoney. You saved my life. 809 01:09:16,230 --> 01:09:18,980 - Maybe someday you'll save mine. - Any time. 810 01:09:18,980 --> 01:09:21,690 You're next. Yellow line. Yellow line. 811 01:09:21,690 --> 01:09:24,240 You better not cry 812 01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:29,040 You better not pout I'm telling you why 813 01:09:48,300 --> 01:09:50,100 Wee! 814 01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:51,770 Oh, this is fun. 815 01:09:55,350 --> 01:09:58,230 Ow! Ow! Ow! 816 01:09:58,230 --> 01:10:00,270 What is it? What is it? 817 01:10:00,270 --> 01:10:02,400 She ran over my feet. 818 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,940 I'm sorry. I really am. 819 01:10:04,950 --> 01:10:09,750 Sorry? You dumb, fat jigaboo! 820 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:14,700 Oh, shit. 821 01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,460 - At ease, Hightower. At ease. lt's okay, Hightower. 822 01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:27,010 - He didn't mean it. He was joking. - Take it easy, now. Hightower! 823 01:10:27,010 --> 01:10:28,680 Hightower, don't do that. 824 01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:33,480 If you don't stop, you are out of here. I am warning you, Hightower! 825 01:10:43,980 --> 01:10:46,990 You messed up big, mister. 826 01:10:46,990 --> 01:10:51,790 Now you get your stuff and get out of here, right now. 827 01:10:52,330 --> 01:10:53,940 Get! 828 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,710 Attention, applications for motorcycle service... 829 01:10:59,710 --> 01:11:03,210 ...should be turned in at the Administration building by Friday. 830 01:11:03,210 --> 01:11:06,090 Applications for motorcycle service should be turned in.... 831 01:11:06,090 --> 01:11:09,840 One down, several to go. 832 01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:19,550 Copeland, get out of that car. 833 01:11:28,110 --> 01:11:29,860 Mahoney. 834 01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,450 It's got to be Mahoney. 835 01:11:35,870 --> 01:11:40,560 I know, l know. Come on. 836 01:11:43,790 --> 01:11:47,840 Out of all the people I thought would make it, Hightower was the one. 837 01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:52,060 I mean, if all the cops looked like him, there'd be no crime at all. 838 01:11:52,340 --> 01:11:54,220 I'm getting sick of this place. 839 01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:57,470 How're you doing, "Ma-homo"? 840 01:11:57,470 --> 01:11:59,390 Don't fool with me. Not in the mood. 841 01:11:59,390 --> 01:12:01,060 You wrecked my car. 842 01:12:01,060 --> 01:12:04,900 No, Hightower did. Why don't you go see him? That'd be a matchup. 843 01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:07,560 Because we want you. 844 01:12:07,650 --> 01:12:11,240 Okay, how about, uh, 12:00 midnight? Nine o'clock on the coast. 845 01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:15,990 No, no. I'm talking right now, Mahoney. Let's go. You throw the first punch. 846 01:12:15,990 --> 01:12:17,490 Cadet could get thrown out... 847 01:12:17,490 --> 01:12:20,540 - ...for hitting another cadet. - Oh, really? 848 01:12:20,540 --> 01:12:23,370 I thought you wanted to get thrown out. 849 01:12:23,380 --> 01:12:25,720 Here's your chance. 850 01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:29,330 No. 851 01:12:30,380 --> 01:12:34,760 Now, Mahoney, I'm going to rub this right in your face. 852 01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:36,510 On your mark... 853 01:12:36,510 --> 01:12:38,860 ...get set... 854 01:12:50,610 --> 01:12:53,360 - Wait, you guys! Wait! - What the hell...? 855 01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:56,320 Who threw the first punch? 856 01:12:56,330 --> 01:12:58,910 - That's all l want to know. - Barbara did. 857 01:12:58,910 --> 01:13:02,250 - Barbara? - That's right, sir. 858 01:13:02,620 --> 01:13:05,830 Then he's out of here. Him and his queer dog. 859 01:13:05,830 --> 01:13:09,000 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Barbara didn't throw the first punch. 860 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,960 - He did so. l threw the punch. 861 01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:13,340 Mahoney, you're out of your mind. Lieutenant... 862 01:13:13,340 --> 01:13:18,140 - Blankes, who'd you rather have out? - Is that true, Blankes? 863 01:13:19,140 --> 01:13:22,110 Did Mahoney start it? 864 01:13:24,230 --> 01:13:27,670 Yes, sir. Mahoney started it. 865 01:13:28,110 --> 01:13:32,910 Then, Mahoney, my little piss-ant... 866 01:13:32,950 --> 01:13:36,360 ...you are out of the Academy... 867 01:13:36,370 --> 01:13:38,320 ...forever. 868 01:13:39,870 --> 01:13:42,160 Get your stuff. 869 01:13:42,910 --> 01:13:44,410 And get out. 870 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:47,650 Too bad, so sad, bye-bye. 871 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:04,390 Does the radio bother you? 872 01:14:07,020 --> 01:14:09,570 I could turn it down. 873 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,970 Here, I brought you an apple. 874 01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:21,730 Thanks. 875 01:14:27,210 --> 01:14:29,240 Hey, man, what...? 876 01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:32,680 Whoa! 877 01:14:49,690 --> 01:14:52,570 My God. Here, take this. 878 01:14:52,570 --> 01:14:55,320 Hey, free TV's. 879 01:15:00,370 --> 01:15:04,120 Hey, everybody! There's a riot going on. 880 01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:12,000 My livelihood! You're ruining me! 881 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:15,090 What do you got there? What are you doing with that TV? 882 01:15:21,930 --> 01:15:24,720 - Hi. Want a ride? - No, thanks. 883 01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:40,990 Hey, did you two hear the news... 884 01:15:40,990 --> 01:15:42,660 - ...on the radio? - No. 885 01:15:42,660 --> 01:15:45,790 - A riot's broken out downtown. - How come? 886 01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:47,550 Who knows how these things get started? 887 01:15:47,550 --> 01:15:50,160 Attention! All cadets report immediately... 888 01:15:50,170 --> 01:15:51,960 ...to the parking lot in full riot gear. 889 01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:56,130 Repeat, all cadets report immediately to the parking lot in full riot gear. 890 01:15:56,130 --> 01:15:57,460 This is not a drill. 891 01:15:57,460 --> 01:16:01,010 - Jones! Was that you? - No, man. 892 01:16:01,050 --> 01:16:04,220 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 893 01:16:04,220 --> 01:16:09,020 Get out there fast! Move it, move it, move it! 894 01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:11,270 Let's go, let's go. 895 01:16:24,740 --> 01:16:29,290 This is it. This is the big one. 896 01:16:29,290 --> 01:16:31,210 It's time this cop... 897 01:16:31,210 --> 01:16:33,920 ...met the public. 898 01:16:39,170 --> 01:16:43,010 All right, listen up. Here's the situation. There is a state... 899 01:16:43,010 --> 01:16:46,390 ...of general disorder in the Oakfield section of town. 900 01:16:46,390 --> 01:16:48,680 Real police are handling the problem. 901 01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:52,020 We are being sent to a peripheral safe area. 902 01:16:52,020 --> 01:16:56,020 Our job will be merely to divert traffic away from the trouble zone... 903 01:16:56,020 --> 01:16:58,480 ...and to protect public property. 904 01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:00,280 You will have live ammunition... 905 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:02,360 ...but there will be no call to use it. 906 01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:06,370 Tackleberry, do you understand, numb nuts? 907 01:17:06,370 --> 01:17:08,290 Yes, sir. 908 01:17:15,750 --> 01:17:17,990 Come on! 909 01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:25,430 We are now entering the expressway at Belmont. 910 01:17:25,430 --> 01:17:28,550 Very good. Your bus is to deploy on Sixteenth Street... 911 01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:30,680 ...between 4th and 8th Avenues. 912 01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:33,180 Sixteenth Street? Are you sure, sir? 913 01:17:33,190 --> 01:17:36,260 Of course I'm sure. I never forget a number. 914 01:17:36,980 --> 01:17:38,440 Yes, sir. 915 01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:40,840 There's nobody around. 916 01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:44,550 I guess they're hiding. 917 01:17:56,210 --> 01:17:59,540 All right, let's go, dirtbags, unload it. Let's move it. 918 01:17:59,540 --> 01:18:02,460 I want two lines right here. Come on, dummies. 919 01:18:02,460 --> 01:18:06,690 Let's go, let's go. 920 01:18:09,510 --> 01:18:11,930 You, one block over, one block up. 921 01:18:11,930 --> 01:18:14,690 You, one block down. 922 01:18:15,390 --> 01:18:18,810 You, one block up. You, one block over. 923 01:18:18,810 --> 01:18:23,280 You, one block over. Let's go. Let's go. 924 01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:25,650 If you have to make an arrest... 925 01:18:25,650 --> 01:18:28,450 ...do it as quietly as possible. 926 01:18:30,830 --> 01:18:33,900 Boy, it sure is quiet around here, huh? 927 01:18:48,970 --> 01:18:51,470 Hey, Fackler. How's it going? 928 01:18:51,470 --> 01:18:53,820 Oh, just fine, thanks. 929 01:18:56,140 --> 01:18:59,480 - What the hell are you doing here? - We're from the Academy. 930 01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:03,570 You're supposed to be blocks away. The damn riot's right down this street. 931 01:19:03,570 --> 01:19:05,910 We're pulling out. 932 01:19:07,700 --> 01:19:11,910 I love sushi. l'm into back-rubs, all kinds of Japanese stuff. 933 01:19:11,910 --> 01:19:14,330 My car stereo, it's a Sony. 934 01:19:14,330 --> 01:19:17,750 I got a good friend, his father was killed at Pearl Harbor. 935 01:19:17,750 --> 01:19:21,670 Hey, maybe your family had something to do with it? 936 01:19:21,670 --> 01:19:23,670 You know sake? The wine? 937 01:19:23,670 --> 01:19:28,470 I know a place where they heat it up before they serve it. 938 01:19:28,470 --> 01:19:30,260 Holy shit. 939 01:19:30,260 --> 01:19:33,070 I got to go now. 940 01:19:41,060 --> 01:19:43,250 Run! 941 01:20:11,510 --> 01:20:16,310 Hello, men. I thought I'd come by for a personal inspection. 942 01:20:16,390 --> 01:20:18,640 - Okay if we get in, sir? - I guess so. 943 01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:21,890 Sure, why not? Well, men, how's it going? 944 01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:24,980 I want you to give me a fix on the entire situation. 945 01:20:24,980 --> 01:20:27,010 Not that good, sir. 946 01:20:27,070 --> 01:20:31,550 Oh, so this is very, very, very bad. 947 01:20:31,780 --> 01:20:34,440 The main thing is not to panic. 948 01:20:39,580 --> 01:20:42,120 Attention! Attention, everybody. 949 01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:46,920 Attention. This is Commandant Eric Lassard of the Police Academy. 950 01:20:47,420 --> 01:20:50,800 If you do not disperse immediately, my men will have to arrest you. 951 01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:55,600 You have five seconds to move away. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. 952 01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:01,430 Give me the thing. 953 01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:40,170 You should park cars for a living, sir. 954 01:21:46,900 --> 01:21:48,560 Anybody want any of this? 955 01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:50,400 You want this? You'd die for this. 956 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:52,570 - You're not so tough now. - Come and take it. 957 01:21:52,570 --> 01:21:55,070 - How about you? You want this? - What's the matter? 958 01:21:55,070 --> 01:21:59,870 - I'm talking to you, twerp. - Just too dumb to talk, huh? 959 01:22:27,190 --> 01:22:30,680 Damn it. Look, in here. 960 01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:34,460 Try this one. 961 01:22:41,370 --> 01:22:46,080 Help. Help. This is Cadet Leslie Barbara. Help. 962 01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:49,290 Barbara, this is Lt. Harris. 963 01:22:49,290 --> 01:22:50,860 Just calm down. 964 01:22:51,540 --> 01:22:54,520 I'm being chased by 30 rioters. 965 01:22:55,510 --> 01:22:57,720 Barbara, just tell me where you are. 966 01:22:57,720 --> 01:23:00,380 I'm passing you now, sir. 967 01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:07,170 Holy shit. 968 01:23:12,900 --> 01:23:14,360 Hi. 969 01:23:18,820 --> 01:23:21,580 Get the cops! 970 01:23:38,510 --> 01:23:39,880 Uh.... 971 01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:45,510 Okay. Hold it right there, guys. 972 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,600 Why, if it isn't Leslie Barbara... 973 01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:50,730 - ...the police officer. - Yeah. 974 01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:53,310 Come on, Les, you're not going to shoot us. 975 01:23:53,310 --> 01:23:57,170 You wouldn't shoot old friends, would you? 976 01:24:01,950 --> 01:24:03,930 No. 977 01:24:04,450 --> 01:24:06,330 Les. 978 01:24:06,950 --> 01:24:09,770 Get lost. We're busy. 979 01:24:26,810 --> 01:24:31,610 Now, get the furniture back up there and get out of the area. 980 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:34,910 But it's our furniture. 981 01:24:35,690 --> 01:24:37,510 Oh. 982 01:24:38,230 --> 01:24:39,850 Sorry. 983 01:24:51,660 --> 01:24:54,630 Callahan calling Harris. Come in, please. 984 01:24:54,630 --> 01:24:56,610 Harris, come in. 985 01:24:59,210 --> 01:25:00,760 Where the hell is Harris? 986 01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:03,010 - I don't know. - What? 987 01:25:03,010 --> 01:25:05,620 - She doesn't know. - I heard her. 988 01:25:08,180 --> 01:25:10,110 Run! 989 01:25:19,530 --> 01:25:21,450 Why don't you shoot back? 990 01:25:25,870 --> 01:25:28,470 - Are those gunshots? - Fucking A. 991 01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:33,390 Shoot back. Come on. 992 01:25:34,670 --> 01:25:37,500 Look up there. See? See? 993 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:40,000 That looks like Harris up there. 994 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:42,300 Should we shoot back? 995 01:25:43,130 --> 01:25:45,530 Hmm. 996 01:25:46,260 --> 01:25:48,290 Hmm. 997 01:25:48,720 --> 01:25:50,860 I don't think so. 998 01:25:54,230 --> 01:25:56,160 Come on! 999 01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:00,190 Stay there. 1000 01:26:01,070 --> 01:26:02,890 Mahoney! 1001 01:26:03,070 --> 01:26:06,040 Oh, shit. Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit. 1002 01:26:06,950 --> 01:26:09,950 I'll bet there's a back door to this place. 1003 01:26:09,950 --> 01:26:13,330 Hooks. Hooks! Hooks, get the hell back here. 1004 01:26:13,330 --> 01:26:15,670 That's an order. 1005 01:27:09,010 --> 01:27:10,830 Freeze! 1006 01:27:11,850 --> 01:27:14,300 Oh, shit. 1007 01:27:40,830 --> 01:27:42,670 Don't move, you bastard. 1008 01:27:42,670 --> 01:27:46,580 Run, Thompson! Run! 1009 01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:49,090 Put the gun down. 1010 01:27:50,340 --> 01:27:52,950 Let's say you put your gun down. 1011 01:27:55,850 --> 01:28:00,650 Lieutenant Harris, any last-minute tips or suggestions? 1012 01:28:02,150 --> 01:28:04,340 Nothing really comes to mind. 1013 01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:08,460 What's it gonna be? 1014 01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:14,710 Throw your gun over the ledge. 1015 01:28:16,540 --> 01:28:18,730 I got two piglet-wigglets. 1016 01:28:20,670 --> 01:28:22,800 Hey! 1017 01:28:22,880 --> 01:28:24,540 What do you want? 1018 01:28:25,170 --> 01:28:28,040 I want to watch you off these pigs. 1019 01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:36,870 Sure. Ha, ha. Sure. 1020 01:28:43,860 --> 01:28:46,300 - Which one do we do first? - Hmm. 1021 01:28:54,450 --> 01:28:56,450 I believe I'd shoot this one. 1022 01:28:56,450 --> 01:28:58,010 Yeah, the old one. 1023 01:29:06,920 --> 01:29:11,720 - Looks like cadet revolvers to me. l know those guys. 1024 01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:19,180 Don't move, dirtbag! 1025 01:29:44,960 --> 01:29:47,330 Hey. Aw. Hey, hey. 1026 01:29:47,340 --> 01:29:49,590 - Hey, hey, hey. - What's wrong with this man? 1027 01:29:49,590 --> 01:29:52,920 There was gunplay, sir, and he missed it. 1028 01:30:03,430 --> 01:30:07,190 - Lieutenant Harris? Captain Reed. - Nice to meet you, sir. 1029 01:30:07,190 --> 01:30:10,480 Thank you. I also want to thank you for looking out for Mahoney. 1030 01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:13,070 It was an honor and a pleasure, sir. 1031 01:30:13,070 --> 01:30:15,620 Thank you, sir. Ha, ha. 1032 01:30:21,950 --> 01:30:24,160 - Could you just...? - This woman bothering you? 1033 01:30:24,160 --> 01:30:27,970 What? Uh, no. This is my mother. 1034 01:30:28,460 --> 01:30:30,960 Ten-four. Carry on. 1035 01:30:30,960 --> 01:30:33,130 - Oh, my precious... - Mom, would...? 1036 01:30:33,130 --> 01:30:35,470 - Then at 8:00 you'll meet my mother. - Right. 1037 01:30:35,470 --> 01:30:38,650 - You'd better have some flowers. - Flowers, check. 1038 01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:43,800 You men, stop that. 1039 01:30:47,770 --> 01:30:49,900 Oh, well, ha, ha. 1040 01:30:49,900 --> 01:30:51,980 That's more like it, Mahoney. 1041 01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:55,330 Good man. Keep up the good work. 1042 01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:57,030 Thank you, sir. 1043 01:30:57,030 --> 01:31:01,830 Ladies and gentlemen, the commandant of the Academy, Eric Lassard. 1044 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:11,590 So many unusual events have happened to this graduating class... 1045 01:31:11,590 --> 01:31:13,460 ...and to me, also. 1046 01:31:13,460 --> 01:31:17,090 I could tell you many, many stories, but instead... 1047 01:31:17,090 --> 01:31:19,470 ...I have a presentation to make. 1048 01:31:19,470 --> 01:31:23,180 No Academy cadet has ever received the highest award... 1049 01:31:23,180 --> 01:31:25,630 ...this police department has to make. 1050 01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:27,930 Today, there are two: 1051 01:31:27,940 --> 01:31:32,160 Officers Moses Hightower... 1052 01:31:32,190 --> 01:31:34,320 ...and Carey Mahoney. 1053 01:31:34,320 --> 01:31:37,130 Gentlemen, please step forward. 1054 01:32:12,150 --> 01:32:15,180 You are both expected to make a few short remarks. 1055 01:32:17,780 --> 01:32:20,900 Officer Hightower. 1056 01:32:25,950 --> 01:32:27,830 Thanks. 1057 01:32:29,910 --> 01:32:33,290 That was very, very, very good. 1058 01:32:33,290 --> 01:32:35,790 Officer Mahoney. 1059 01:32:40,720 --> 01:32:44,140 Thank you, Commandant Lassard, Chief Hurnst... 1060 01:32:44,140 --> 01:32:46,760 ...Madam Mayor, Mr. President... 1061 01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:50,480 ...His Holiness the Pope, the King of Norway... 1062 01:32:50,480 --> 01:32:52,980 ...and our other honored guests. 1063 01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:44,250 � anoXmous @ https://thepiratebay.se/user/anoXmous